Urban Decay No-Tell Motel is a slightly warm-toned, medium red with a satin finish. It is a discontinued lipstick that retails for $18.00 and contains 0.11 oz.
Urban Decay No-Tell Motel Vice Lipstick ($17.00 for 0.11 oz.) is described as a "cherry red [with a Cream finish]." It's a bright, medium-dark red with neutral-to-cool undertones and a creamy, lightly glossy finish. It had very nearly opaque pigmentation that applied with smooth, even color. I didn't personally experience feathering issues, and I felt like the formula held in place just slightly (though not as much as the Revolution formula), which might have been why. This shade lasted for six hours, was lightly hydrating, and left a stain behind. This shade will not be available at Sephora (but will be at all other retailers). NARS Members Only (LE, $28.00) is darker (95% similar). Bobbi Brown Retro Red (P, $37.00) is darker (95% similar). Estee Lauder Vengeful Red (P, $32.00) is cooler (95% similar). Marc Jacobs Beauty Goddess (202) (PiP, $30.00) is less glossy (95% similar). Buxom Provocateur (DC, $21.00) is darker (95% similar). Hourglass Secretly (P, $34.00) is darker (95% similar). NARS Deadly Catch (LE, $26.00) is darker, cooler (95% similar). Burberry Military Red (P, $34.00) is cooler (95% similar). Urban Decay 714 (DC, $18.00) is less glossy (90% similar). NARS Dolores (LE, $34.00) is darker (90% similar). YSL Light Me Red (119) (LE, $38.00) is more shimmery, warmer (95% similar). Tom Ford Beauty Dylan (P, $36.00) is darker, cooler, less glossy (90% similar). YSL Le Rouge (1) (PiP, $38.00) is more muted, cooler (90% similar). Sephora Popsicle Lips (28) (P, $8.00) is cooler (90% similar). Estee Lauder Unpredictable (914) (P, $32.00) is less shimmery, darker, warmer (90% similar). MAC Yoni Crush (LE, $19.00) is darker (90% similar). YSL Scout's Red (124) (LE, $38.00) is lighter, brighter, less glossy (90% similar). Urban Decay Spiderweb (LE, $18.00) is darker (90% similar). MAC Ruby (LE, $19.00) is lighter, warmer (90% similar). MAC Fireworks (DC, $21.00) is more muted, less glossy (90% similar). Top 20 dupes listed, see the rest. See comparison swatches / view dupes side-by-side.
FURTHER READING: Formula Overview, which is a detailed review of the range as a whole.
The pigment load is insane! Just one swipe provides an unbelievable laydown of color. Every shade applies smoothly (without dragging or skipping), hugs lips, and feels amazing! Our proprietary Pigment Infusion System™ gives the formula its super-creamy texture, rich payout and superior color dispersion. Yummy butter blend comforts, hydrates and enhances, leaving lips soft and conditioned, never dry. Aloe vera, jojoba, avocado and abassu oils nourish and soften lips. Illipe butter (derived from Malaysian illipe trees) provides long-lasting moisture. Vitamin C and vitamin E provide a hit of antioxidants.