Chanel Vertigo Le Vernis / Nail Lacquer ($26.00 for 0.40 fl. oz.) is described as a "grey-black." I'd like to describe it as one weird color that's impossible to describe! In the bottle, it's like a deep, dark smoky plummy brown with...

Chanel Frenzy Le Vernis / Nail Lacquer ($26.00 for 0.40 fl. oz.) is described as a "lilac grey." It's a light taupe with a cream finish. There's a little brown, little gray in it. Looks like the inside of a mushroom to me (aka it's sooo...

Chanel Diwali Le Vernis / Nail Lacquer ($30.00 for 0.40 fl. oz.) is described as a "mix of pale gold and luminous silver." Which would be pewter, really, except it's more of a muted champagne gold chocked full of shimmer. The finish is metallic foil. Chanel Delight has a...