For our next giveaway in our Summer of Fun Giveaways, ladies on a budget should check out Flirt!. So we’ll give one lucky reader the chance to learn all about FLIRT…
- Flirt! Eyeshadow in Showstopper
- Flirt! Blush in Golden Minx
- Flirt! Blush in Foxy Bronze
- Flirt! Far Out Lengthening Mascara
- Flirt! I’m Whipped Eyeshadow Mousse in Cross My Heart
- Flirt! Glamourazzi Lip Lacquer in Spotlight
This prize package is worth $50.00! To enter to win, leave a comment telling me your favorite funny pick-up line, and make sure to use an accurate e-mail address (this is how we contact you if you win!) by August 25th, 9PM PST. Remember, there are ways to increase your chances to win, so make sure you find out how (and read additional rules).
Good luck!
I like a clean 1940′s style brow, not thin and not as dark as the 1950′s. I use a dark brown shadow powder and gel brow groomer to keep mine in line. I get them done professionally a few times a year and keep them cleaned by by plucking strays every time I apply make up.
I love thick, neatly groomed and arched brows…I think Gisele Bundchen has great brows!
I love fuller eyebrows and gave up the thin ones 8 years ago. I prefer a nice full front, tapering to the arch that ends at corner of eye. I like to fill them in without making them look ‘too finished’.
I love trimmed and neat brows.. not too thick nor too thin.
I’m confused by the previous comments, you want pick up lines right?
Anyhow my surefire way to get a drink bought is to chat up a guy at the bar while I’m waiting to order a drink. I ask what he’s drinking and if I can try it. Then it’s “Wow, that’s delicious. I should get one of those”. 90% of the time they offer to buy it for me.
I think the best pickup line in the world is “Hi, I’m _____. Can I get you a drink?”
i like my brows really natural
My favorite funny pick up line? The nerdy ones.
“Are you the square root of two? Because I feel irrational when I’m around you”
“What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply”
“Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it”
lol, I can think of tons more.
i like these! nice ones!
Yay for nerdy lines!!!
Did anyone leave the doors of heaven open?.. because the angels are falling..
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Ha – my boyfriend said “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” I said yes, but only in his dreams. :p
lol, I hate pickup lines (especially bad ones)
let’s see…
(from the movies
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Do your legs hurt? Because you’ve been running in my mind all night…
something like that, hee
I have a bubble booty and I walked by this one guy about 6 yrs ago (before butt implants got popular). And he says, “OMG is your butt real?!” Definatly a line I won’t forget and I still get a laugh about it…..
I really hate pickup lines, but I can think of millions..haha.
The first time I met my fiance he said something like “I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?” and it made me laugh. I don’t know where he heard it, but I always thought that was a pretty good one.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable. Horrible too, but funny.
I hate pick up lines!!!! The worst one I heard was when a guy came up to me and asked if I hurt myself, I said what?? And then he said, when you fell from heaven!! LOL!
My friend was walking along the beach, and a boy yelled out “Hey! You dropped your wrapper!” and she was like ‘huh?’ and bent down to look. The boy then yelled “The wrapper for that bonbon (candy or bum)!”
(it’s funnier in Spanish.)
Last week i was walking up the stairs and the guy in front of me completely trips on a stair and nearly falls flat on his face. He turns back at me and says ” Oh i’m sorry i just tripped on your beauty”
guy: “which gym do you go to?”
me: “I don’t”
guy: “well you don’t need to, you’re already lookin hot”
me: “psssssh”
Oh, the joy of pick-up lines…
“How much you wanna bet that my tongue can beat up your tongue?”
How about, “I lost my phone number… can I have yours?”
savethemasses@hotmail.com : )
Oh my gosh, Laney! Someone said that to me once…and I was like hahahaha….noooo. But I was only 14 when it happened. xD I’m tall so I look a lot older.
I like:
“Do you wash your pants in windex? Because I can see myself in them!”
saddlebum16@hotmail.com
My all time favorite pick up line would have to be:
Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in them.
It is probably the cheeseist but i still laugh when I hear it.
I think pick-up lines are so stupid.. but one comes to mind; something like: “If I could rewrite the alphabet, I’d put U and I together”
“Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?”
Corny, but cute
This is so off the wall but it’s hilarious!
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Like everyone else here, I can come up with lots more!
oh i hate corny lines
i was looking in the fitness section of Barnes and Noble and this guy makes his way towards me and asks if i was into fitness and health.
Do you know I wanted to say “does it look like my fat ass is into fitness and health??” PLEASE! Instead i politely said no but he managed me togive me his card anyway, but what a whack line that was ha
Thanks for doing this christine. I was ROFLMAO reading these. How about this one…
you walk by a guy and he says “do you want some fries with that shake?”
Hi. [Trust me, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
if you were a booger, i’d pick u first!
hahaha
didn’t read the above comments so appologies if this is a repeat.
Pick up line from a guy:
” The label on your shirt is sticking out, here let me fix it. Yup, just as I thought it says Made in Heaven.”
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I together lol
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night. (That’s the only one I know.)
I love some of these, especially the booger one! personally i love the nerdy ones, and one of my faves is:
“I wish I was a DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes (jeans)” haha… (i hope i’m not the only laughing)
Someone once told me: “I’m going to tattoo your name on the tip of my nose just so I can see you every day. LOL. I hadn’t heard that one before!
are you wearing spacepants? because your butt’s outta this world!
You’re so beautiful i just can’t get over it!
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Thanks so much for the giveaway!
i’m a band geek, so i like music type ones like:
“How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you”
“I wish I was your flute, then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long” (i play flute haha)
and geeky ones like:
“YouTube my yahoo and I’ll google your MySpace” hahaha
Cheesy Ones that make me laugh: Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
ive lost my number, can i have yours?
are you from tennessee, because your the only 10 i see
Are you a math major?
Cause you look good from all angles!
Thanks.
did you just fart?
cause you blew me away
HAHA
love it
- Alice
guy: hey pirate, do you like the parrot on this side (puts arm on one shoulder) or THIS side? (wraps arm to the other shoulder, holding position)
girl: ew…
hahah gets me every time!
Best pickup line I’ve ever heard:
him: “I play football for UT.”
me: “and?”
(Why are there so many comments about eyebrows?)
Lol, my favorite ones are all so nerdy! Like:
“You’re more special than relativity.”
And:
“My favorite mechanism is backside attack. And you?”
LOLOL.
Sounds like a great contest once again, thanks Christine!
lol, i will NEVER EVER forget this
I think I lost my dog around here, here’s my number… I’m sure my dog will be attracted to you as I am attracted to you.
rofl.
(licks finger and touches your sleeve)
“Let’s get you out of these WET clothes”
LOL!
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
So unbelievably lame x’]
The classic line from Joey from Friend’s “How you doin’?” attitude and all.
Hi, my name’s Right…Mr. Right.
Hehehe love that one, LOL
I really want the FLIRT package.
Fave pickup line:
guy: “Wow”
me: “what”
guy: “I didn’t realize an angel was standing next to me”
I asked my brother for a good pick-up line (two and a half years of marriage have made me completely out of touch). He tells me he doesn’t need them…
“Is heaven missing an angel, because you have nice cans.” From Futurama x)
One of the funniest pick up lines I ever got was – “What month are you?” (I had no idea what he was talking about.) So I’m like “What?” and he says “In the Calendar.” I thought that was pretty clever.
Guy whistles at me then yells across the parking lot,
“Wanna make a new friend for life?”
Do you have any over due library books?
no
cause you have fine written all over you
haha one of the worst pick up lines I have hear is:
“You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.”
“I can howl like a wolf.”
True story, a guy said that to me once. It was so funny, I bought him a drink…. good thing it was happy hour….